not looking pretty relative to the mean
Guy1 : "Hey, what does the big S little e stand for?"
Guy 2: "uh.. standard error?"
Guy 1: [pause] "Whatever, I'll just look it up"
Harvard Dorm
Heard by: humanities concentrator.
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Incestfest
I made out with seven people!
Kirkland
Heard by: gross
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That totally turns me on
Guy: "Hi my name's Brad."
Girl: "Does anyone ever call you B Rad?!"
The Berg
Heard by: Is that your best pickup line?
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Tell what exactly?
There's one way to tell: Jerk off and see if you still feel like texting her.
Science center
Heard by: dontwannaknow
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Bored Bros
"I have a half hour before I have to meet my girlfriend in the dhall. Wanna play smash?"
"Sorry I have two midterms tomorrow. So what are you gonna do?"
"I'll just go play with myself in the corner."
Leverett Dining Hall
Heard by: disgusted
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Careful What you wish for
"...now all I need to figure out is how to convince one of these Harvard boys to marry my daughter."
-Middle-aged woman
In front of Widener
Heard by: Permanent Bachelor
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sunday afternoon beer pong
"the difference between Harvard and other schools, is that we may be getting drunk right now, but we aren't getting any girls wasted"
the guys behind the wall
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That's accurate.
"You don't even go to an Ivy League school!"
Yard
Heard by: Ivy Leaguer
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You shouldn't be a nutritionist.
"I need to eat more vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy."
Adams Dhall
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Clueless
bluegrass is like jazz?
Yard
Heard by: Yard
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well, yeah
Lamont is the hub of evil..
Annenberg
Heard by: Lamonster
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no kidding
I think starting a fight club at Harvard would be difficult!
Annenberg
Heard by: brad pitt
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So THAT'S how he got in
"I wrote my Common App essay about diversity..."
the yard
Heard by: disbelieving
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barf
"true life: i eat like a bulimic and don't throw up afterwards"
annenberg
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Gynecologist
"My mom felt so bad that I didn't have a Valentine that she made me a gynecologist appointment. At least I'll be inspected, right?"
Lamont
Heard by: NAVY BABY
Vote for it! | Submitted 2011-02-13 | Flag this quote
Like, OMG totes!
Girl (about to study abroad): I mean, I'm the kind of girl who goes out and just gets, like, a lot of attention.
I should totally get a Spanish boyfriend! That's my goal for next semester.
Winthrop Dhall
Heard by: You think you're cool
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JFK
J F Fucking K was the shit!
Cabot Dhall
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Lets Play
-Regular toys don't work and you can't play with leather.
Winthrop Dhall
Heard by: Confused but intrigued.
Vote for it! | Submitted 2010-12-07 | Flag this quote
Charmed, I'm sure....
--"Hi! I'm Tucker!"
--"What an unusual name for a human."
Maxwell Dworkin
Heard by: LaughingPasserby
Vote for it! | Submitted 2010-12-07 | Flag this quote
Minority Struggles?
One girl consoling another after the election: It's such a shame that Republicans are the smallest and least understood minority group here at Harvard.
shuttle
Heard by: oh really?
Vote for it! | Submitted 2010-12-05 | Flag this quote
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