Overheard at Harvard

And the truth comes out

Boy (laughing): "We formed a blocking group based on our inability to connect with other human beings."

Lowell Dining Hall
Heard by: Strangely Compelling

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First World Problems

Small Asian Boy (crying): "But daddy!!! What if I don't want to go to Harvard?? What if I like Princeton?!"

In the yard

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No Ceilings

We should really build another dining hall for things like pre-frosh weekend

Annenberg
Heard by: LongLines

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Higher Floor = Higher IQ

"You can tell how smart a Harvard student is by what floor they take classes on in the Science Center."

In front of Science Center
Heard by: I guess I'm a dumbass, then

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Thanks For Sharing

"When I'm sitting, there's more butt area on my vagina."

Brain Break
Heard by: didn't need to hear that

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Reality Check

"You could build a house out of mud, and do a really good job. But it's still a house of mud."

Annenberg
Heard by: Pinocchietta

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Relationship tips

Dude 1: "I don't think you're a bad boyfriend just because you're an asshole to the person you're dating."
Dude 2: "I think that's the definition of a bad boyfriend."

Gato Rajo
Heard by: Incredulous

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You try it then

Guy: "Guys bodies are more efficient."
Girl: "We can push a person out of us. I think we win."
Guy: "I mean, that's impressive, but..."

Cabot dhall
Heard by: Girl in agreement

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not looking pretty relative to the mean

Guy1 : "Hey, what does the big S little e stand for?"
Guy 2: "uh.. standard error?"
Guy 1: [pause] "Whatever, I'll just look it up"

Harvard Dorm
Heard by: humanities concentrator.

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Incestfest

I made out with seven people!

Kirkland
Heard by: gross

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That totally turns me on

Guy: "Hi my name's Brad."
Girl: "Does anyone ever call you B Rad?!"

The Berg
Heard by: Is that your best pickup line?

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Tell what exactly?

There's one way to tell: Jerk off and see if you still feel like texting her.

Science center
Heard by: dontwannaknow

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"I have a half hour before I have to meet my girlfriend in the dhall. Wanna play smash?"

"Sorry I have two midterms tomorrow. So what are you gonna do?"

"I'll just go play with myself in the corner."

Leverett Dining Hall
Heard by: disgusted

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