what about just for annoying people?

Girl: I wish there were a spray that made people go away.
Guy: It's called mace.

Quincy dhall

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highlighters

Well-dressed guy: Can I borrow a highlighter? No, that’s orange, do you have hot...pink?

Lamont reading room
Heard by: next carrel over

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another reason to change in the stalls

Girl: There were so many naked women in the locker room.
Guy, enthusiastic: Yeah!

Blodgett entrance
Heard by: bfj

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Finals will do that

Guy, on cell: My outline for the week is ARRGGH!!

outside widener

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Whoops

*Cellphone rings. Girl picks up, listens for a minute, then hangs up.*
Girl, to friend: You know, prank phone calls to cellphones are not cool. You can totally see who it is.

Greenhouse

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how else can they find mates?

Nerd-chick, recounting dance: So, I was like, you're in my math class, which automatically precludes you from humping me.

lamont cafe

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that's what craigslist is for

Girl: I figured something out. In college, you only have to wash your sheets if you have fleas, or if you have sex. *pause* To be honest, I'm way closer to fleas right now.

Mather Courtyard

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shouldn't have swallowed that

Girl 1: I know some guy that can pop his sternum.
Girl 2: Yeah, but this isn't my sternum, it's like... under...
Girl 1: Like an internal organ?
Girl 2: Fuck!

abp
Heard by: take her to uhs...

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You wish

Girl 1: I like my CS 50 TF. He's supremely nerdy.
Girl 2: ...did you say Korean and Dirty?

Winthrop D-hall

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math nerds.

Freshman: Nerd is a subspace of geek.

In front of Thayer

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So are computers..

Guy, to no one in particular: Oh man, this stuff is magic. Soap is cool.

Lamont bathroom, 5th floor

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Crazy kids

Girl 1: Where's Kathy*?
Drunk girl: WHOA, MY KATHY?
Girl 1: Your Kathy? Whoa!
Drunk girl: No no no, not my Kathy. She's gay, but I'm not. It's an obstacle we have to get over.

john harvard statue
Heard by: pick me

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